The Lazy
Leviathan

Name: Trail Mix
Not in the mood for a big meal? Just want a little something to whet the appetite? Then have this mix of nuts, chocolate, raisins, and peanut butter chips!
(In-Game Item: Marron Glaze)

Name: Chips and queso dip
Quality queso dip needs no introduction. creamy cheese with caramelized onions and ganished with tomatoes, cilantro, and mild peppers for a kick. served with chips.
(In-Game Item: Mashed Popotoes)

Name: Fish and Chips
Battered Haddock fried with some thinly cut Popotos, served with a lemon wedge and tarter sauce. A Lominsan classic.
(In-Game Item: Battered Fish)

Name: Tortellini Soup
Sausage meat sautéed in a pot with vegetable broth. Cheese tortellini, onion, kale, garlic, and tomatoes are added. Seasoned with salt and pepper and garnished with parmesan cheese. Hardy and delicious.
(In-Game Item: Mutton Stew)

Name: Pizza
Delicious pizza topped with pepperoni, sausage, bell peppers, onions, olives, and mushrooms. Get it for yourself or share with a friend!
(In-Game Item: Pizza)

Name: Spicy Chili
A simple, but effective chili of antelope meat, onions, bell peppers, beans, and tomatoes. The heat is kicked up to 11 with the addition of dragon peppers for a firery zing! Served with a side of flatbread.
(In-Game Item: Antelope Stew)

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Name: Chips' Chips
Fries topped with the house cooked chili, grilled chicken, chives and cheese. Grab a fork, or eat with your fingers! I won't judge, promise. Named after the Lilypad's co-owner and resident Bard, Cheesy Chips!
(In-Game Item: Peppered Popotoes)

Name: Homemade Mead
Mead brewed in house from local honey! Slightly sweet, smooth, and earthy. Almost has notes of a white wine, deep in the flavor. Ask about the flavor of the month!
[Standard and Navy Strength varieties available]
(In-Game Item: Chamomile Tea)

(Note: Navy strength mead is NOT the same as the leviathan's breath challenge mead. They are different!)

Name: Pina Colada
White and dark rum mixed with coconut cream and pineapple juice, this is chilled with frozen pineapple chunks for that extra fruity kick. Tiny Paper parasol optional but recommended.
(In-Game Item: Frozen Spirits)

Name: White Garlean
A classic cocktail of vodka, coffee liqueur, and cream. simple to make, but elegant all the same. Can be made black on request.
(In-Game Item: Apple Juice)

Name: Draco's Revenge
Gin, maraschino liqueur, violet liqueur, and lemon juice garnished with a candied cherry. Strong on the outside, but sweet and floral on the inside, just like he used to be.
(In-Game Item: Purple Carrot Juice)

Name: Leviathan's Breath Challenge shot
Think you've got what it takes? Quadruple distilled by mistake but served by curiosity, this homemade mead burns the throat and even a shot of it has sent heavy drinkers in a stupor. Try one shot, or see how far you can go! Current winner: Kuro Akatsuki at 5 shots!
[/random to figure out how far you go! The rolls start at 300 or above to succeed, and the threshold increases by 100 per shot to max of 900. If you roll under, rp your failure by whatever method you see fit.]
(In-game Item: Happiness Juice)

(Note: The Lazy Leviathan and its employees are not responsible for alcohol poisoning by attempting this challenge or the actions you partake afterwards. By attempting this challenge you waive the right to sue for damage to yourself from the aforementioned challenge. Please drink responsibly)

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Name: Picnic Pale Ale
The Lilypad's house brewed ale, crafted by Lilypad co-owner Beetle Picnic! Available in both a Blonde and Dark flavor.
(In-Game Item: Grape Juice)

Name: Chocolate Milk
Rich and creamy chocolate melted in high quality milk and chilled. Brought in by demand. Who doesn't like a nice cold chocolate milk after a long day?
Can be heated on request for Hot Chocolate.
(In-Game Item: Espresso Con Panna)

Name: Tea
Black tea steeped with fresh Thanalan leaves instead of pre-bagged dry leaves. Gives the tea some extra depth and a more mellow flavor profile.
Can be iced on request for Iced Tea.
(In-Game Item: Doman Tea)

(No, we don't serve coffee. Sorry.)

Name: Wake-up Juice
Had a bit too much to drink? Need just enough brain juice to get home and crash on the couch? Chug this spicy, cacophonous concoction of peppers, hot sauce, vinegar, and onion powder and it'll slam you right awake or your money back!
(In-game Item: Orange Juice)

Name: Box of many Questions
Pull from the magical (read: not actually magic) box of questions that the bartender (and many others) have prepared for you! Everyone answer it, talk about it, put it back, and pull out another! A much better way to converse than a simple 'how are you?' Probably, at least. While the fun of the game is to answer, there is no obligation to. Have a question in mind? Write it down and show it to me, odds are I'll put in the box.

(Note: Quality can be from very good to very bad to very strange. Pretty much every question posed has been put in)

Name: Triad Trials
Literally just because the owner has obtained a hankering for the game 'Triple Triad' as of late. Go toe-to-toe with the owner, or another patron for fun, or for some stakes!
Stakes include:
Loser drinking something of the Winner's choice
Loser answering a question of the Winner's choice
Loser doing a dare of the Winner's choice
Or just whatever the heck you want to do within reason. Remember, if they REALLY don't want to do the consequence set up for them, don't force them to. We're here to have fun. But don't be sore loser, either.

(Note: Odds are, the owner won't accept any stake or dare that would cause them to be unable to continue operating the venue. Or to take their shirt off. Or PANTS off, for that matter.)

Howdy! We are Melchius and Melody Holt, but people usually just call us 'Mel'. Not at all directly related in any way, but you'll probably, in time, understand who we are, in relation to one another. Unfortunately, we cannot be in the same place at the same time, due to the nature of our existence, but don't be afraid to carry on like we haven't changed significantly, because if one of us has seen you, we both have.
We own, fund, and operate this venue all by ourselves. Don't be afraid to ask any questions or voice concerns. We do love a good conversation as well, and will keep one going as long as you talk! Thanks for checking this out!
(Note: Picture is a /little/ outdated. I need to update it :P)